Thanks for the comments on the last entry. It's true that not being a horndog isn't all bad. For one thing it decreases the risk of me doing something I regret, haha. And even though it doesn't happen often, there are instances when I experience a glimmer of sexual attraction.
Case in point: tonight I decided to grab dinner at a Philly cheesesteak place near my place. The primary reason for this decision: it seems every time I go there at least one of the guys on the staff is smoking hot. Tonight I walk in and am immediately disappointed. Behind the counter are a slightly chubby girl and an older guy, neither of whom ring my bell. Bummer.
I order and start waiting for my sandwich to be made. Then guess who walks out to the counter from the back? Smoking hot guy, haha. When he walked out I felt a bit of the butterflies and decided to test myself with a little imagining. Lo and behold I got a little aroused. Reassures me that with the right context I should hopefully be fine.
In other, possibly related news, the doctor's office called with my latest testosterone blood results. It's increased significantly, and is now much more in the normal range for someone my age. Suddenly I have the urge to smoke some doobies, drink some brewskies, and watch football, all while masturbating. Ok, maybe not. Still, nice to know.
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I do the same thing but at a Polo Ralph Lauren store.
I'm not buying anything, I can't afford their shirts, the other workers are blah, but then I see this 6'2? blond jock looking guy, and I loiter a little bit longer.
Sometimes I want to ask him what their sale was just to hear his voice (i'm creepy I know).
Every time I go to that mall now, I make it a point to stop by and "look if they have any new sales."
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